9 days until kathleen and i have a house GET STOKED CAUSE WE ARE

Since i don't sleep in, when i awoke at 8am this morning i hoped my bike, dark roast coffee, two scoops of brown sugar. When i returned.. i didn't have a cellphone anymore, I bought a new one of course, but its a brick, and i don't know how to use it and don't have anyones numbers..
Lesson of today: Just because you can smoke and talk on the phone while you ride a bike, doesn't mean you can smoke and drink coffee and not lose your cellphone while you ride a bike. mthrfckr.